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Sexy Friday Brings Sunshine to the Winter Solstice
Monday the 21st is the shortest day and the longest night of the year. The darkest before the coming dawn. So it’s only fitting…
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Your Thursday Night Bucs/Rams Let’s Just Hang Out Thread
TB @ StL: Wow-it’s come to this. I can’t think of a single person that would be interested in this game. Okay, maybe one booze-soaked…
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Your Wednesday Night Open Thread
I’m watching Anatomy Of A Murder. Jimmy Stewart is a proto-Stanislavskian beast wandering around a bunch of cardboard cut-out actors. The references to Thunder…
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Your Tuesday Soir Open Thread
In order to fix a mess of my own making I drove pretty much non-stop for twelve hours today. Back in the day I…
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Your Monday Night Open Thread
NYG @ Mia: Having lost 4 of their last 5 the Giants are sending notice to the rest of the NFC East that as…
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Your “We Are All Fans Of Watt Taking Out Brady” Sunday Night Open Thread
NE @ Hou: The Gronk is listed as Questionable. The player most statistically invested in him playing is not Gronk, it’s Br*dy. Mike Sando…
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Your Cornucopia Of Late Games Open Thread
Oh wait. It’s just two freaking games. Nevermind. Oak @ Den: Oakland is progressing just fine right now but it seems to be Denver’s time…
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Your Early Game Slate Open Thread
Eleven freaking games now and only two at the late afternoon spot? [sighs] Buf @ Phi: The Bills have played five games this year…
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Just the EPL Sad and Lonely Weekend Preview
Yes, the weekend has finally come when I have no JV NFL to preview. The world is colder and more barren than usual. And…
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Sexy Friday Hops Aboard the Bandwagon
Most of this week is garbage time football between dumpster fires of teams (Bills @ Eagles; 49ers @ Browns; Washington @ Bears). But the…
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