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25 Questions about the NFL from a former NFL fan
As an homage to the overused sports writing trope of “[X number] Burning, Itching, Throbbing Questions for [X Team/X Sport/X League]”, I present to you…
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Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Food Ideas for Superb Owl Lee: I Hope You Wore Your Chili Pants.
Welcome back folks! Have I got something special lined up for you today. The general idea was to get this recipe and a couple…
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Superb Owl LI Predictions: Steven Wright
Thanks. This game is in Texas. I thought that’s why they billed it Super Bowl Lee. It’s the fifty-first Super Bowl but the game’s…
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Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Fighting Back Against Winter One Bowl of Soup at a Time.
Hi everybody! C’mon in and grab a seat over there by the fire. Cold out isn’t it? In other words… Even in L.A. we…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Conference Championship Sunday (2016 Season)
Unfortunately for the portly folk of greater Wisconsin, the Superb Owl was not in fact played last weekend. THIS weekend, Green Bay put on…
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Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Clam Chowder. YOU Can Make This!
Greetings folks. Welcome back. A couple of quick disclaimers before we get started: Today’s recipe has nothing to do with the NFL’s least favorite…
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A [DFO] Boots on the Ground Post: Hard Ride to… China?
Ni hao ma, ladies and gents? Friendly neighborhood Senor Weaselo here, back from a whirlwind holiday adventure throughout China. Whirlwind in that I might still…
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You WILL Bow: A Tribute to Mama Shogun
I’ve told you the tale of Father Shogun, which in itself is unique. But it pales quite honestly to the tale of Mama Shogun.…
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The Reign of the Jackal King Begins
Here we are. The dogs have sprung from their caves, muzzles saturated with blood and baring their sabre sharp teeth that are eager…