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Your “I’m Here For The Brady Slurp Fest” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
It’s gonna be bad guys. Real bad. -the Bills/Titans game seems to be hanging in the balance. As noted by yours truly before, let’s…
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Your “We Can Have Shootouts, Please?” Monday Night Football Open Thread
Feels like the beginning of the season for some reason. Thank The Covid for that. As we move forward and things get less and…
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Your “Just the Hobo Facts, Ma’am” Sunday Night NFL Football Open Thread
-The term ‘hobo’ came about in the northwest United States in the late 1800’s. -Strictly speaking, a hobo is a homeless person that travels…
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Your Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
Will we even get 100 comments on this thread? Usually the later afternoon games are treated like a Dalton-headed stepchild relative to the early…
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Your “Language is a Virus Also” Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
I laughed way too much at my dumb joke. TO THE GAMES! Jags/Bengals: Do you have A.J. Green sitting on your team, mocking you…
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Your “My Eyes, My Freakin’ Eyes!” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
I quote from a synopsis of Oedipus Rex, “His self-punishment (blinding himself) reveals that he believes his suffering is deserved”. That sounds about right,…
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Your Monday Night Football Open Thread
It’s hard not to be excited for this one, isn’t it? But first, let’s do Fallout: -Foles is in and we’ve likely seen the…
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Your Hobotastic Sunday Night Football Open Thread
Where were we? Okay, Dead Johnny, a WW2 vet (though he is only 24 years old or so) and hobo, wears a red bandana…
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Your “I’ve Got Your Round Two Right Here, Buddy” Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
Five games to choose from! Let’s do this! TO THE GAMES! Jets/Colts: “WILL COACH GASE MAKE IT TO WK. 8?” I mean, he’s gotta…
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Your “Talk Amongst Yourselves” Early Slate of NFL Games Open Thread
Because there seem to be so many of them we’ll go directly- TO THE GAMES! Rams/Bills: Rook rb Moss is out with a toe…