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That’s Not A Snack, THIS Is A Snack.
I have threatened to do a post about Australian snack foods, and I am now prepared to carry out that threat. As football and…
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There is Something Wrong with Vancouver
While Balls may be correct that the reward for elevation from the wheel of samsara is to return as a beautiful baby ‘Couvian and…
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Occasional Puzzle: Martyball!
[INT. BROADCAST BOOTH – DAY] DAN FOUTS: Well, who’d have thunk it? After the private plane carrying Andy Reid and Alex Smith went missing…
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Balls Deep in Vancouver
As many of you know, I just came back from a week in Vancouver to have a drink with KSK’s own resident Canadian, Trevor…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Round 12
As you may remember from last week, the AFL Beat this week was going to be either delayed or abbreviated due to my week-long…
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Head Coach Poetry
It’s the offseason and what better way to embrace the coming relief from the gripping horrors of reality without football than through prose. With…
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Sunday Gravy with yeah right. Take it easy on Dad.
You know what Dad really wants? He doesn’t really want brunch, he doesn’t give a shit about a new tie or a t-shirt, what…
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Thanks, Dads
On behalf of fathers… my father, your fathers, the fathers you are, the fathers you know, and even the passing moments of paternal advice…
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Me & A-Rod
As most of you know I root for the Yankees. Mostly because I started following baseball in 1976 and I lived in Connecticut. Since…
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Issues with NFL Relocation
With the team I root for threatening to relocate to the “greener” pastures of Carson or Inglewood, I feel I am at a crossroads…
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