World Cup 2018 South Korea Preview: So you’re saying there’s a chance

Wakezilla - June 3, 2018June 3, 2018

*Scene opens to a pitch black room. All you can see is black and the sounds of an older man grunting* Old Man breathing heavily: Oh yeah, that little black dress is getting a little uncomfortable. Take it off, baby. *The sound of pumping Vaseline can be heard* OM: Oh yeah, almost there,

World Cup 2018 Costa Rica Preview: Mangoes FOAR All!

King Hippo - May 30, 2018May 30, 2018

Costa Rica is a delightful Central American nation. Friendly people, tropical weather without the bullshit Carnival Cruise tourismo atmosphere to trigger the shit out of one's white guilt. I thoroughly enjoyed my Divorcemas trip there several years ago. They have a saying for how the peoples live - "la pura

World Cup 2018 Brazil Preview: The Redeem Team

Wakezilla - May 29, 2018May 29, 2018

Brazil is a scary, scary team. In the 2014 World Cup, Brazil was in an awkward transition stage where the lost/disgraceful generation of Brazilian players stepped down for the new era of players to take over. Most notably, despite being 22 years old, Brazil became Neymar’s team. This in itself

2018 World Cup Team Preview – Nigeria

SonOfSpam - May 28, 2018May 27, 2018

A random phone rings in a famous building... White House Operator: Uh, hello? Mysterious Sexy-Voiced Protagonist: Yes, hello...I'm calling from Door Flies Open and looking to get some information on a foreign country. With whom am I speaking? White House Operator: This is Ivanka. MSVP (who is now obviously DFO): Wow, didn't expect that. Why

World Cup 2018 Croatia Preview: It feels a little like ’98

Wakezilla - May 26, 2018May 26, 2018

It seems like yesterday when I was a kid watching Croatia make their World Cup debut in 1998. I remember thinking their checkered jerseys were cool. Combine those sweet uniforms with Davor Šuker's cheeky skills and I was rooting for Croatia during their magical 3rd place finish. I think there is a great

World Cup 2018 Peru Preview: Cocaine is a hell of a drug

Wakezilla - May 24, 2018May 24, 2018

The guy in the featured image is Inti, God of the sun. As you can tell, he isn't fluting around. Inti is revered as the most significant God in the Incan state. Legend has it that he is the son of Viracocha, the god of civilization, and that Inti was

Coupe du monde de football. Vive La France.

litre_cola - May 23, 2018May 22, 2018

Bonjour mes amis! Bienvenue au prevue de l'equipe Francais! I have a soft spot for France. I love the country, I actually like French people and have been to a few matches there and they definitely have passion for the game. Let's have a look at the squad that they are

World Cup 2018 Team Preview – Denmark

ballsofsteelandfury - May 22, 2018May 19, 2018

As I'm typing this, a delicious slice of Danish kringle is settling in my stomach. The Danish kringle is the State Dessert of Wisconsin, don'tchaknow? How is that possible? Also, how is it that couples all across Los Angeles go to Solvang as their weekend-getaway/let's go bang for the weekend and see

2018 World Cup Team Preview – Australia

ballsofsteelandfury - May 21, 2018May 22, 2018

This week, Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat Australian World Cup Preview! I put Tim Cahill pics up because the story of successful Australian fútbol in the last few years is the story of one Timothy Filiga Cahill. He is Australia's highest goal scorer of all time and has led the

2018 World Cup Preview: The Uruguay Way

Don T - May 18, 2018May 18, 2018

The Uruguay bullet points are: being a tiny nation nuts about fútbol, and a team that features a biter. All are true, as the English press and other haytahs will remind us with evergreen hackery. Just know that the history of fútbol cannot be written without Uruguay. The English Football Association