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World Cup 2018 Team Preview – Sweden
Whatever happened to the Swedish Bikini Team? I mean, yeah, they were really American models that were put together for an Old Milwaukee advertising…
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2018 Copa Mundial Team Preview – México
As I type this, México is playing Scotland in a friendly match in the Despedida for El Tri. The French would call it the…
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World Cup 2018 South Korea Preview: So you’re saying there’s a chance
*Scene opens to a pitch black room. All you can see is black and the sounds of an older man grunting* Old Man breathing…
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World Cup 2018 Costa Rica Preview: Mangoes FOAR All!
Costa Rica is a delightful Central American nation. Friendly people, tropical weather without the bullshit Carnival Cruise tourismo atmosphere to trigger the shit out…
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World Cup 2018 Brazil Preview: The Redeem Team
Brazil is a scary, scary team. In the 2014 World Cup, Brazil was in an awkward transition stage where the lost/disgraceful generation of Brazilian…
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2018 World Cup Team Preview – Nigeria
A random phone rings in a famous building… White House Operator: Uh, hello? Mysterious Sexy-Voiced Protagonist: Yes, hello…I’m calling from Door Flies Open…
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World Cup 2018 Croatia Preview: It feels a little like ’98
It seems like yesterday when I was a kid watching Croatia make their World Cup debut in 1998. I remember thinking their checkered jerseys…
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World Cup 2018 Peru Preview: Cocaine is a hell of a drug
The guy in the featured image is Inti, God of the sun. As you can tell, he isn’t fluting around. Inti is revered as…
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Coupe du monde de football. Vive La France.
Bonjour mes amis! Bienvenue au prevue de l’equipe Francais! I have a soft spot for France. I love the country, I actually like French…
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World Cup 2018 Team Preview – Denmark
As I’m typing this, a delicious slice of Danish kringle is settling in my stomach. The Danish kringle is the State Dessert of Wisconsin,…