Seattle Seahawks 2016 Preview

  Warning: The following post contains drug use, sexual innuendo and profanity. It is not intended for children, the elderly, Mennonites, scowlers, frowners, hipsters, tennis fans, Bill Simmons, pearl-clutchers, accountants, Kirk Cameron, your parents, or the family pet.   I'm blowing down some eastern Washington backroad at 110 in a '72 convertible Impala. And that's