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Sexy Friday – 20250131
TGIF! Well how about that? One month down for the year. But at least we have no football this weekend! Survival – Personal Edition…
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Ballsy’s 2025 Goals – End of January Update
I don’t really expect y’all to give a shit whether I achieve my goals or not but I’m writing this to keep myself accountable…
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Wednesday AM Champions League Match Day 8 Open Thread
As many of you know, the UEFA Champions League has a new format this year. The field has been expanded to 36 with each…
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Dante Hicks Tribute Carpenter Jorb
Allegheny County 9-1-1, what’s the address— oh, so(u)rry. Force of habit and whatnot. Actually, if yinz didn’t know, there’s a pre-recorded bump of that…
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Sexy Friday – 20250124
TGIF! It’s championship weekend! Can’t wait for the CC matchup in the LIX bowl. Survival – Personal Edition Say you’re at the stadium or…
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Thursday AM EuroFooty Open Thread
We have several scintillating European football/soccer games on tap for your viewing pleasure today. All times Pacific: Europa League English League One Wrexham v…
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Your mid-Wednesday Carpenter Jorb
I’m taking it upon meself to throw this up. I would have earlier, but I was dealing with a litany of… Yinzerness. Plus, I…
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Sexy Friday – 20250117
TGIF! We have three glorious days of footed ball ahead of us, so let’s get to it. Survival – Personal Edition Let’s talk about…
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Sexy Friday – 20250110
TGIF! Half the country is burning, the other freezing, and I’m stuck here with only clouds and rain. *pokes Mt. Rainer* Do something! Survival…
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Sexy Friday – 20250103
TGIF! Happy New Years! And say goodbye to midweek off days. Full workweeks resume Monday, so enjoy you the next few days. Survival –…