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In Search of a Goddess – Episode 5
[Interior of Dave, crossing into Baja California Sur, 7:08 AM] tWBS: So, how’s it going, Mr. … wait, I had something for this! balls:…
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In Search of a Goddess – Episode 4
Editor’s Note: Due to a drunken snafu committed by a person that shall remain nameless, you night owls got to see Episode 3 ahead…
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In Search of a Goddess – Episode 3
[6:43pm, dusk, Exterior of balls’ kick ass beach house, Deck/Patio area] At the bottom of the stairs leading from balls’ house down to the…
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In Search of a Goddess – Episode 2
The sun is setting as tWBS approaches the small villa where balls has instructed him to go…. balls: Get there and knock as the…
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In Search of a Goddess – Episode 1
[10:05 AM, Interior of Dave, The 5, heading south] tWBS: I thought you said we had to stick to the yellow. balls: Yes. tWBS:…
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In Search of a Goddess – Prologue
[2:33 am, Interior, Bedroom] The telephone rings, interrupting tWBS’s masturb…..errrrrr, waking him up. tWBS: Hello? Man on Phone: It’s time. tWBS: Time for what? …