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BattleBots Beat: Speed Kills
Welcome back to the Beat! Last time out, Whiplash showed us the meaning of control, while MadCatter out-Yetied Yeti and Blip threw Rusty many…
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BattleBots Beat: Double-Double
Welcome back to the Beat! Last week, Minotaur had a fire. Tombstone had a fire. And Pain Train’s batteries had a fire. Well, I…
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BattleBots Beat: “Well, I Woke Up to Get Me a Cold Pop…”
Yup, we’re starting out with a Sweet Brown reference. Welcome back to the BattleBots Beat! As far as BattleBots review columns go. I remain…
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Return of the BattleBots Beat: Your 2021* Preview!
*Sees it’s Wednesday the 5th* Shit, I should probably write this. Greetings lizard people one and all, it’s time for another season of everyone’s…
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BattleBots Beat: Presenting Your 2020* Beaties!
The site’s working again, so let’s do this! Welcome one and all to the BattleBots Beaties! It’s a bit late, considering the season’s been…
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BattleBots Beat: The Sausalito Stallion
Well, the Beat returns! The Beaties’ll come eventually (can I finish Banner Madness first, we’re almost done after all), but as an added bonus…
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BattleBots Beat: Your New Champion Is…
Welcome back to the Beat! The recap this morning is a pretty simple premise: Eight robots, seven fights, one champion. So with that, let’s…
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BattleBots Beat: The Final Octet
Welcome back to the Beat! I open up with a lightbulb moment that we’ll get back to later as we break down the fights.…
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BattleBots Beat: Burn it All Down
Welcome back to the Beat! Last time out I did a dumb and thought HiJinx would upset Uppercut, and was rewarded with about a…
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BattleBots Beat: You Too Can Become an Octofinalist!
A blurb in one year of my high school’s yearbook had the note about the debate team “You too can become a triple-octofinalist.” Which…
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