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Commentist Beer Barrel: Nice Melons
Well, guys, I made it. Thirty-one days without a drop of alcohol is a terrible, stupid thing that no one should do without a…
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Commentist Beer Barrel: Hair Of The Dog
Portland has been commodified. It started a while back when all of us super cool and better than you Portlanders talked it up to…
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Commentist Beer Barrel: In Space!
Good morning, evening or next Tuesday, fellow Commentists! Low Commander is here to man the Beer Barrel this week, as make it snow embarks…
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Your Thursday Night Looks-Like-We-Take-Beerguy-Rob-For-Granted Live Thread
Whoopsie-doodle. Looks like no one volunteered for tonight, so here’s a quarter-assed fill-in right quick. I spent today driving wifey to work, various doctor’s…
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Wednesday Night Game 7s Are a Blast if It Doesn’t Involve Your Team Thread
In the world of sports, there are very few things better than a Game 7. By that point, the series has been balanced, both…
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Commentist Beer Barrel and Open Thread: Substitute Student
make it snow is off this week. This Beer Barrel is brought to you by Moose – The End Is Well Nigh! This is…
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Commentist Beer Barrel: Turkey Day, Continued
This week’s Beer Barrel is a sort of mystery. The facts are simple enough: At the store on Friday, I stumbled on a bottle…