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Euro Preview: “If It’s Scottish Football – Sadly, It’s Crap!”, by John Angus MacBurns
(*deep breath) LET’S JUSS GET THIS OUTTA TH’ WAY NOW, Y’ IGNORANT BASTARDS: WE DUNN’A ALL TALK LIKE THAT! YOO BLEEDIN’ YANKS ALL THINK…
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Your “Home-Cooked Factory of Sadness Sadness” Wednesday Open Thread
A pretty full (Darnell) docket of NFL minutiae today: nfl.com: NFL investigators are looking into whether Aqib Talib shot himself. I expect the crack…
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Your “Finally, It’s Over…OH GOD, NOW THE ACTUAL CAMPAIGN!” Tuesday Open Thread
Brief NFL briefs: Someone hacked the NFL’s twitter account, and posted the news Patriots fans were waiting for. Bitterness remained after the truth came…
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Your “Seriously? No One Is Showing ‘Saving Private Ryan’?” Monday Open Thread
I’ll take “The Longest Day” or “Band of Brothers”. I realize not every date can be memorialized, but I guess more of WWII is…
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Your “Random Roundup” Friday Open Thread
Look, there’s no sports that matter tonight, except for the start of the Copa America. (Sorry #BFIB) Hockey resumes on Saturday in San Jose –…
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Your “Thus Begins Another Shift in the Factory Of Sadness” Thursday Open Thread
Not much on the NFL front today, as emphasized by: “Aaron Rodgers: Tom Brady inspiring my eating habits” I’m sure Olivia Munn thanks him…
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Your “Wait! What? June?!” Wednesday Open Thread
NFL News: Bills wideout Sammy Watkins is scheduled to get his walking boot off Thursday. In response, God has scheduled the lightning strike for…
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Your Memorial Day Monday Open Thread
A brief soliloquy: All my aunts on my father’s side married US soldiers. There was a NORAD base outside Kirkland Lake, Ontario back in the 1960s.…
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Your “Oh Man – Pickin’s Is Slim” Friday Open Thread
These are dark times, my fellow Commentists. There’s only one competitive sporting event this evening, in the 6th most popular sport mentioned on this…