Bengals Bye Week – God’s Merciful Reprieve

Well, it's the bye week for the Cincinnati Bengals and I've been asked to write something up for my team.  I could do an homage to a classic radio broadcast that beloved retired radio broadcaster Gary Burbank used to do, but unfortunately, TV, video games and all the lead in

Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag

Halloween! A time where we actively permit children to work towards developing juvenile diabetes and/or lifelong psychological trauma, while we get inappropriately drunk and develop some incredibly fucked-up fetishes from costumes that were never intended to be sexy, but still somehow are. Also, Satanists or something. I dunno. At any