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Your 2024 Cincinnati Bengals Preview: Raising the Bar on Mediocrity
It’s that time of the year again. Summer is in full spring. The stores are in Back-to-School Sale mode. Politicians suddenly give a flying…
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2023 Cincinnati Bengals Preview: Quarantined from the Promised Land
Then the Lord said to him, “This is the land I promised on oath to Abraham, Isaac and Jacob when I said, ‘I will…
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Your 2019 Bengals Bye Week Update or “How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Loss”
Well. What can I say? What can anyone say? This is one of the worst seasons in the history of the Cincinnati Bengals. The…
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Your “Unquinquagintuplely Uniquely Unknown” 2019 Cincinnati Bengals Preview
It’s almost that time of year, when football returns and we get salvation from our family, baseball and sobriety. And in that tradition comes…
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Your 2018 Bengals Preview: Re-Defining Insanity – One Year At a Time
Last time we saw the Cincinnati Bengals, they were finishing a disappointing season strong by defeating the Baltimore Ravens, letting fellow down-on-their-luck franchise Buffalo…
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Hope Clicks Eternal – The Cincinnati Bengals
Sweet, sweet hatred – I found you at last. For as long as I have been torturing myself (and you) with these articles, I…
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Bengals Bye Week – God’s Merciful Reprieve
Well, it’s the bye week for the Cincinnati Bengals and I’ve been asked to write something up for my team. I could do an…
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2017 Cincinnati Bengals Preview – Fool’s Golden Anniversary Edition
That’s right! This is the 50th year of the Cincinnati Bengals and Mike Brown is putting off all the stops by putting an ugly…
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Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag
As excited as I am for this weekend’s games, no matter how you slice and dice it, there’s going to be a nuclear-level amount…
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Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag
Halloween! A time where we actively permit children to work towards developing juvenile diabetes and/or lifelong psychological trauma, while we get inappropriately drunk and…