That's right bitches, ain't gettin' rid of me that easily. Romo's back, back again (relax, not the real one). Actually, wasn't it his shoulder that did him in...twice? I guess Mk-2 Mod-7 Manningbot was fresh out of spare parts to rebuild him. Papa John requires but one lone cyborg apparently. This
What is it about me and taints? I blame Balls and his post concerning analingus (according to Word's spell-check, I'm misspelling inguinal). I suppose it's a pretty important sector of anatomical real estate; I spend enough time keeping the old scrote (now I'm misspelling scooter) springtime fresh, so a little
We all know the saying: As American as apple pie (Sweden), hot dogs (Germany, of course) and hamburgers (Mongolia?). That's right. According to legend (aka a Wiki search), a possible ancestor to the 'murican hamburger was courtesy of Khan and Kompany. No, not Mr. Roarke, good ol' Genghis. Supposedly Genny K (that's
Some pig. As you've likely discovered, I'd make a lousy vegetarian. I wouldn't do well in the Persian Gulf religion department either as I find the lowly hog to be a damned tasty cloven-hooved little critter. Pork chops are great because they cook quickly, usually stay tender and aren't overly pricey.