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MIDWEEK RATIONS EPISODE XII – GUESS WHO’S BACK???
That’s right bitches, ain’t gettin’ rid of me that easily. Romo’s back, back again (relax, not the real one). Actually, wasn’t it his shoulder…
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MIDWEEK RATIONS EP: XI – TAIN’T THE SEASON
What is it about me and taints? I blame Balls and his post concerning analingus (according to Word’s spell-check, I’m misspelling inguinal). I suppose…
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MIDWEEK RATIONS EP: X – SPANISH-ISH CHICKEN
No, I haven’t gotten an early start and begun slurring my words, at least not yet. Give me time… Most of the stuff I…
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MIDWEEK RATIONS EP: VIII – BREAKIN’ DA RULEZ!
OK, so the concept behind this blog was all about quick shit to cook during the weekdays. Well, today I’m gonna muscle in on…
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MIDWEEK RATIONS EP: VII – BREAKFAST, IT ISN’T JUST FOR BREAKFAST ANYMORE!
Four simple words that make Dame Nobyl happier than a tornado in a trailer park. It makes absolutely no difference what time of day…
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MIDWEEK RATIONS EP: VI VOL. II – YOU HAVE THE MEAT!
So this is what we’ve sunk to? The classic American (but not, if you remember) burger has been turned into a horrendous puck of…
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MIDWEEK RATIONS EP: VI – CLASSIC AMERCAN VIA THE MONGOL HORDES
We all know the saying: As American as apple pie (Sweden), hot dogs (Germany, of course) and hamburgers (Mongolia?). That’s right. According to legend…
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MIDWEEK RATIONS EP: V – WILBUR’S GONNA DIE!
Some pig. As you’ve likely discovered, I’d make a lousy vegetarian. I wouldn’t do well in the Persian Gulf religion department either as I…