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What Day Is It Today? Thursday? Evening Open Thread
Oh, hi there. As you’ve likely noted, BrewHombreRoy is off looking for clues in a series of brutal hobo murders. For those of you…
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2019 Chicago Bears at the Bye
As I write this, the Bears have just finished choking away a game in London, like Theresa May but with none of the charm.…
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Mouth Flies Open: DFO Advice Mailbag Lucky #13
The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way in which we…
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DFO Cocktail Hour – Exit Incognito
As the days get longer and warmer, we here at DFO are sharing our favorite cocktails to help put that extra kick into your…