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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - September 24, 2018
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Anyone ever all set to go on a vacation, and then suddenly the morning before have someone dump a giant project on you? This happened to me two Thursdays ago, with the kicker (a few fan bases recoil in horror at that word) being that I had prepared for this

BREAKING NEWS: Browns sign Kareem Hunt, presumably as their new starting kicker.

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