Your Back To Work Tuesday Open Thread

First of all, don't give me any of that garbage. Teachers work hard, and we deserve a Spring Break just as much as the kids. Professor Dog up there knows the score. Secondly, traffic was brutal this morning, so we're totes even. Possessing a death wish, I went through si.com's site

Meanwhile at the Factory of Sadness: UPDATES!

After the first full day of free agency, and what a whirlwind it was, fans of the Cleveland Browns sat back today to examine the stockpile of riches that the team brought forth during the early stages of free agency. Following an offseason that saw the Browns front office put together