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Your “Wow, There’s Legitimately Nothing Going On… Or Is There?” Sunday Open Thread
Man, I’ll never forget you, vodkamanrick, or gindudebill, or whatever your name was… As it turns out, it’s tough slogging when the rest of…
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CFL Beat: Week 3
We’ve made it past two stat holidays, and now there’s not much to do for the rest of the summer on the relaxation front…
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CFL Beat: Week 2
We’re headed into the Canada Day long weekend, and while I won’t be watching most of these games, I will instead be doing my…
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CFL Beat: Week 1
Here we go – Week 1 of the regular season! We have only a month to go until NFL training camps open, so for…
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CFL Beat: West Division Preview
We’re now just a week away from the kickoff to the 2017 CFL season! Last week, I previewed the four teams from the CFL’s…
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CFL Beat: East Division Preview
Hi folks! Just a quick update on some CFL pick ’em options… the CFL’s official league runs a pick’ em contest with numerous prizes…
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CFL Beat: Your 2017 Season Overview
Hi everyone! Your resident CFL writer is back to start in on your re-introduction to one of the weirdest sports leagues in the whole…
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Historical Badasses: Jean-Pierre Hallet
Have you ever fought Nazis? No, probably not. What about crocodiles, lions or leopards? Probably not those either. Have you ever blown yourself up…
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Historical Badasses: Tomyris
I’m taking a nine-hour drive north to a buddy’s place this weekend to go golfing and scout some youth football; it’s also a long…
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Historical Badasses: Saparmurat Niyazov
Modern-day politics doesn’t feature many cults of personality anymore (though Lord knows that Supreme Leader Trump is trying his damnedest to make it happen…