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CFL Beat: Week 2
With classes done and exams in full swing, summer feels closer than ever for me. I live for these in-between days as a music…
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Elaborate Ways of Getting Kicked In The Dick – England at the 2024 Euros (A Tuesday Night Open Thread)
I am ready to get hurt again. I mean it. There’s nothing this team can do to me anymore to make me feel pain.…
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CFL Beat: Week 1
We’ve finally arrived at Week 1 of the regular season! Buckle up with a few Molsons and a bag of all-dressed chips and make…
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CFL Beat: West Division Preview
We’re now just a week away from the kickoff to the 2024 CFL season! Last week, I previewed the four teams from the CFL’s…
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CFL Beat: East Division Preview
Another year, another set of team previews! As per usual, this week features the four East Division teams, while next week features the five…
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CFL Beat: Your 2024 Season Overview
Hello all – after almost six months away, the CFL Beat makes its glorious return this week! I’m looking forward to another year of…
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CFL Beat: Your 2023 Season Wrap-Up
Another season, another end-of-year wrapup. As cliché as it is to write this, the CFL genuinely did leave their best for last, with a…
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The End: Your 2023 New England Patriots Bye Week Update
[INT. A dark, depressing living room. The curtains are drawn. TAWMMY FROM QUINZEE lies facedown, forlornly, on a couch. The overwhelming stench of Sam…
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CFL Beat: Playoffs – Grey Cup
It’s the final weekend of CFL action. I’ll miss Canadian football when it’s done, of course – but I have so much to do…
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CFL Beat: Playoffs – Division Finals
We’re down to the final three games of the 2023 CFL season – I certainly hope we have some entertainment left here. I can’t…