It was a bright cold day in September, and the clocks were striking thirteen. Sullivan Fitzpatrick O'Flanagan, his chin nuzzled into his breast in an effort to escape the vile wind, slipped quickly through the glass doors of Victory Mansions, though not quickly enough to prevent a swirl of Welkerish
Month: September 2015
Nine Circles of Leasts – Preseason – Week 4 – Special Edition
A Rational Response From A Patriot Fan
FACK YOU! FACK YOU! FAAAACCCCCKKK YOU YOU FACKIN' FACKS! YOUAH AHLL JUST JAHLOUS OF GREAHTRIOTS NAHTION! WEAH SMAHRTAH, TAFFAH, HAHHAHDAH THAHN THE REST OF YOU FACKS! [dips entire can of Skoal Wintergreen] [[spits juice on passerby seven-year-old wearing a Yankees hat]] THESE WARLD WIDE LEADAH FACKS OWAH NUTHAN MOAH THAHN GOODELL CROHHNIES HIHHAHD
Great Moments in Preseason Fan History
HOLY SHIT BROWNS
The Browns just suspended offensive line coach Andy Moeller for an “incident” over the weekend. The Factory has officially shifted production from Sadness to Despair.
2015 Carolina Panthers – Watch Cam Run For His Life (Redux)
I grew up in Charlotte, and though it's too antiseptic a locale to really be sentimental about, I certainly did find it pretty cool when my hometown landed an NFL franchise. Even if it cheesily had to be named "Carolina" to appease team owner/Missouri Compromise enthusiast Jerry Richardson - make no
DFO Radio: Do Your Worst!
Last week Monty This Seems Strange to me took over Request Line, and for some inexplicable reason decided to collect requests for the worst songs ever. As such, I do not expect anyone to have much interest in listening to this week's edition of DFO Radio, but these airwaves won't...uh...broadcast themselves,
Your 2015 Jacksonville/London Jaguars
You know, when the Jaguars make the eventual move to London, it will be a VERY smooth transition. The locals will already be familiar with a product that pretends to be great but inevitably breaks down, costs you an arm and a leg, but which you will support because it's
Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Season Finale. Slow cooked brisket, latkes and applesauce. Oy vey!
Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Round 23
The regular season is over. The finals are here. We got one of the two scenarios I detailed last week, but how we got there was not as expected, which is what I love about the AFL. Who will host the trophy this year? Read on! Welcome To Balls of Steel's
In Which We Rank The Best Food And Alcohol Pairing Combos
Enemy Of My Enemy: Honchos On Brady Decision
At a Washington DC office with Rooms to Go couches and light yellow walls with pictures of socialist ideologues scattered among Hall of Famers. A phone rings: Camille: NFLPA headquarters this is Camille how may I—sir. Sir! Mr. Goodell! Via Very Smart Brothas Roger Goodell: Dee. DEE!!!! Goes to door, looks at numbers