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David Chao’s Hollywood Upstairs Medical College Info Pamphlet 14: Hangover Help From Historical Hordes
Tylenol? Here, take the whole bottle. I know it’s probably not strictly ethical for me to give you this many all at once, but…
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I want to share with you two of the best stories I read this week, both of which appeal to my vile nature. The…
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[DFO] History Corner Presents: A Prohibition Centenary Post
The positive reaction to my World War One Centenary posts has encouraged me to expound upon other topics. But rather than tie all of…
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Your “Just How Close is the Coming Bandwagon-pocalypse?” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Notes: Brock Ostweiler, quarterback for something called the “Texans”, has a complaint about the number of laser pointers that were shone his direction…
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NFL Fan Drunkenness News OR How Do We Stop Worrying and Get Sponsored By a Breathalyzer?
Apparently BACtrack (sidenote: AWESOME name for a company) has been collecting blood alcohol content data on NFL gamedays and analyzing which fans are drunkest.…
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In Which We Rank The Best Food And Alcohol Pairing Combos
We did it! We survived! College football is back! The NFL preseason is over! It was a long, hot summer, but football is here,…