[DFOnline] Overwatch

MikeWallaceAndGromit - November 7, 2015

I'm not even going to put effort into thinking up a clever title for this post because I am so fucking HYPED for this game. It's being made by Blizzard, the studio in charge of a few minor game franchises over the past years like Starcraft, Diablo, World of Warcraft, etc. In classic

Detroit Burns, Caldwell Fiddles and Boadicea Ford Reigns Supreme

DFOing Good

Horatio Cornblower - November 7, 2015November 6, 2015

It's 2015. Detroit. A once mighty city now, her population reduced, her debt such that she must consider selling her art to buy bread to feed the poor and run the circus to keep the poor from realizing that they are poor. And in Detroit. To make matter worse the

I Have No Clever Title – EPL and JV NFL Open Saturday Thread (7 November)

King Hippo - November 7, 2015November 5, 2015

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Our calendars turn to November, and sleeping weather starts to kick in. Well, for those of us whose internal clocks allow such things. Enjoy your youth while you can, Commentist Party members under 35. It's like a 2x4 to the face when you wake up and it's

DFO Meetup – Karl Strauss, Costa Mesa

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - November 6, 2015November 6, 2015

Earlier this year, my good friend was hired by Karl Strauss as one of their Brewers. Many years ago he home-brewed, where he produced some pretty amazing creations (the Mojito Pale Ale, an Espresso Stout on par with a Yeti and too many Belgians to count all come to mind)

Sexy Friday Is Beginning to Feel A Nip In The Air

Martin - November 6, 2015November 3, 2015

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Week 9! Andy Dalton and the Bungles just humiliated the Browns in the Battle of At Least We Have THE Ohio State University To Root For. It's definitely fall as we've hit the midpoint and now approach the downslide of this tire fire of a season. The good news is that the

Is A Hot Dog A Sandwich?

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Sill Bimmons - November 6, 2015July 12, 2017

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnddddddddddd go

Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag

The Maestro - November 6, 2015November 6, 2015

Was last night the most watchable Bengals-Browns game in a long time? I don't actually know, as I didn't get a chance to watch - I was busy being a good son and picking up my parents from the airport after a three-week vacation to Australia. Regardless, was nice to

Let ‘Em Play! (91% of the time)

Doktor Zymm - November 6, 2015November 6, 2015

Earlier this year, the NFL set a record for most accepted penalties through week 3. There has been speculation that this increase in penalties is due to fewer full-contact practices as mandated in the CBA, and further speculation that the refs are idiots that can't

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 11)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - November 6, 2015June 14, 2016

The scene: 30,000 years BC, more or less. Marc Trestmans Windowless Van is curled up on the floor of the hut, clutching his bag of weed tightly. Covalent Blonde is attempting to wrestle it away as Horatio Cornblower and OSZ try to reason with him. Marc Trestmans Windowless Van: No

Your AFC North-Centric Thursday Night “Showdown” Open Thread

scotchnaut - November 5, 2015November 5, 2015

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[manages to briefly tear himself away from "The Case For Christmas" starring Dean Cain as a lawyer defending Santa Claus/ignoring the good woman who loves him dearly] I'd like to catch AFC North fever but I'm not an anti-vaccer-I've had my shots. Cle @ Cin: Johnny Hypeball gets the start tonight

Lions Clean House: Caldwell Stands Still, Keeps Job

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris - November 5, 2015November 5, 2015

The Detroit Lions cleaned up a part of the house today, firing GM Martin Mayhew and team president Tom Lewand in a sweep of their "football operations". Why was Jim Caldwell retained? He's a MASTER OF DISGUISE! Jim Caldwell has the uncanny ability to stand perfectly motionless, meaning that if this coaching