Month: November 2015

Commentist Beer Barrel: Dogfish Did It

Image credit: twitter.com/dogfishbeer
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Yesterday, I walked into a bar, sat down, and ordered a beer seasoned with chocolate, basil, and lobster. It's important to me that I record this event so that if either I or the American craft beer industry as a whole are ever charged with a serious crime, we will each

Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag

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Because I'm sensible (and also busy on Thursday nights) I didn't watch the Jags-Titans game last night. But I did see some highlights this morning, and woof. Man, these Color Rush uniforms are just god-awful, and especially so for Jacksonville. Do you think it's some elaborate game that Nike's playing

Goodbye, Kitchenette

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Gawker has decided, in its INFINITE wisdom, to remove some of its subdomains and focus on the shitshow megacarnival that is the American political machine.  Not that they could have just kept Wonkette and done that, but whatever.  The real losers in this deal are the men and women losing

The San Diego Bye Week Report: A Fantastic Journey (To Last Place/Angeles)

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[Deep within a hospital, a patient lies prone, still, and hooked up to many medical devices and machines that whirr, beep, and occasionally print out some esoteric bit of information to be collated later. There are no flowers, no evidence of visitors. A doctor stumbles into the room.] Dr. David Chao:

DFO, money comes in

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Everyone was Even Steven this week except for WhyEaglesWhy, who managed to get both of his games right.  While I only lost $1, King Hippo and DTZM had the misfortune to have their losing wagers be the ones with higher dollar value. Onward! Balls of Steel This is the week that Tony Romo