Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 12)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - November 13, 2015June 14, 2016

The scene: Doktor Zymm's secret lab inside the DFO clubhouse, where a large naked man has suddenly appeared. DTZM: What the heck...? The large naked man simply stares menacingly at Darkest Timeline Zach Morris, before breaking into a huge grin. Giant Naked Man (laughing): Ha! I so had you going! You make

Your Thursday Night AFC East Defensive Tussle Open Thread

scotchnaut - November 12, 2015

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Flannel pyjamas on? Check. Beer cracked open? Check. Scotch poured? Check. Snacks at the ready? Check. Willful forgetting of workday? Check. Fantasy lineups checked? Check. Dog's ears scratched? Check. Inquiry made into status of older son's day? Check. Inquiry made into status of younger son's day? Check. Shoo-ing away of

TURDSDAY NIGHT FOOT FETISH

WCS - November 12, 2015November 12, 2015

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Well, here it is. Our favorite greatest coach ever gets his shot as the new(ish) head man of the Buffalo Bills. The Bills visit Met Life Stadium at 4-4 (2-1) against a surprisingly competent Jets team, who is 5-3 (3-1). I'm not sure I'm comfortable with living in a world where

Tao Te Cutler – Ch. 56

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TaoTeCutler - November 12, 2015May 18, 2016

Thursday Night Games are notoriously boring and frustrating. So we must all calm our minds before we weather the storm. A play in prevent defense is better than a series of hurry up offense. Todays Teachings of the Tao Te Cutler Chapter 56 Those who know do not turn into sportscasters Those who become

Colts Bye Week: The Best Of The Worst

blaxabbath - November 12, 2015November 12, 2015

On a cursory check, nine of the 13 NFL.com preseason analysts predicted the Colts make the Super Bowl in February (as a point of reference, Peter King predicted a Ravens/Packers Super Bowl XXXXX). At 4-5, one would typically scoff at the notion of the Colts even being a playoff threat. Instead,

DFO, money comes in

DFOing Good

ballsofsteelandfury - November 12, 2015November 12, 2015

An interesting week as Why Eagles Why and I managed to come out ahead while King Hippo second-guessed himself into a losing week. If he had stuck with his original picks and wager amounts, he would have come out ahead. It was DTZM's turn to play Even Steven, but that

Balls’ Bedtime Stories – Chapter Eleven

ballsofsteelandfury - November 11, 2015November 11, 2015

PART TWO - COINCIDENCE PART THREE - ENEMY ACTION Chapter Eleven 'And what is your cut?' whistled Mr. Richardson. 'Twenty billion', replied Goodell. 'Within a week you say?', Mr. Jones asked. 'Color me intrigued.' Richardson let out an audible snort. Jones continued, 'I wouldn't trust you to wipe your own ass correctly, but the promise

Commentist Beer Barrel: Viewers’ Choice Edition

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - November 11, 2015November 11, 2015

Greetings, fellow drunkies! I was originally going to post the results from my Halloween Oktoberfest Tasting, but the notes from the evening are predictably jumbled and nonsensical. For example: BFT [Best Friend Tabitha]: Ayinger was smooth, like an old woman. So instead, I'm going to move in another direction: home brewing. Seeing

I Watched It So That You Don’t Have To-Christmas Song

scotchnaut - November 11, 2015

So there are these two new music teachers at a mixed private school. They're both single [pokes invisible friend in ribs] but she's got a classical background and he's more of a with-it pop music guy. She's a Type A and he's the easy-going sort. Plus they are both enlisted to compete

DFO Prediction Contests Update – Week Ten

ballsofsteelandfury - November 11, 2015November 11, 2015

Sunrisesunrise!! Congratulations, good sir! It is fitting that, today of all days, you have chosen to donate your winnings to the Wounded Warrior Project. Yeah Right has donated in your name, which I'm sure will confuse, but gladden, some veterans today. Sunrisesunrise chose the Bengals to beat the Browns while JerBear

Your Wednesday Night Other Than Real Fitbaw Open Thread

DFOing Good

Sill Bimmons - November 11, 2015July 12, 2017

Things happening: Ice Stillers vs. Ice Alouettes 7:30 NBCSN LA Clippers vs. Dallas Mavericks 8:00 ESPN Western Michigan vs. Bowling Green 8:00 ESPN2 Northern Illinois vs. Buffalo 8:00 ESPNU Some UFC garbage on FOXS1 Also I heard that some “people” got together to discuss “politics” last night.