Today we're going to talk about sandwiches. First of all we are not going to open that stupid fucking debate about whether a hot dog is a sandwich. That has been settled. The best take that shut that debate down was when you take a hot dog out of it's bun,
Month: August 2016
How Far In Can Four Inches Really Go?
The answer? This atrocity of hagiography by ESPN rentboy Rob Demovsky. http://www.espn.com/blog/green-bay-packers/post/_/id/31756/an-open-book-brett-favre-lived-like-he-played-zealous-and-for-everyone-to-see Buckle up, kids. This gets ugly. As usual, there’s no better place to begin than the title. The best titles are short and catchy, yet also convey something of the tone and substance of the piece to follow.
Better Know An Olympic Sport : Eventing
Your Olympics Day 1 (Technically 3) Saturday Open Thread
Fuck, it's early on the West Coast and yet we already have our first Gold medal and it's Virginia Thrasher from the USA in Air Rifle. You know, if you can't make a good school shooting joke out of that, I don't think I know you. Lots of events on today with
Your “Olympic Hall of Fame Weekend” Friday Open Thread
Battlebots Recap: Episode 6
Request Line: Top of the Class
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY A pair of radio station employees stand in the production booth, obviously upset and arguing over something. STATION MANAGER: You said you wanted a businessman! That's what we've got! PRODUCER: I said a smart businessman! I'm amazed this guy can even tie his own shoes! DAN SNYDER: [In the
Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 42)
Your “What’s Staubach Doing These Days?” Thursday Open Thread
State of Georgia vs. Denver Fenton Allen
The origins of DoorFliesOpen.com are shrouded in some mystery, but one of the few tidbits that has emerged from the site's early history is that Darkest Timeline Zach Morris and Rikki-Tikki-Deadly first connected with each other over their enjoyment of Rick and Morty. They actually come up with plans to
CFL Beat: Week 7
Real football is back at last! And by "real football", I of course mean the fact that NFL training camps have returned after much anticipation. I'm expecting the Canadian Security Intelligence Service to be knocking on my door to investigate me for treasonous statements any second... though realistically, since CSIS
