Your “Something…Something…HOCKEY!!!” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

NFL News: Philip Rivers says that "nobody should feel sorry for me" about how the Chargers season has gone thus far. Aside from former teammates, I didn't think anyone was. Maybe Satan, but only because Jesus has forsaken both of them. Next time you hit the Strip, that extra $20

Drew Kaser Takes a Tour of Qualcomm Stadium

INTERIOR - QUALCOMM STADIUM, SAN DIEGO - MIDDAY [DREW KASER is walking deep within the halls of the stadium with teammates ANTONIO GATES, MELVIN INGRAM and JOSH LAMBO. It is dusty, dank and rusting and the lights occasionally flicker, casting ominous shadows across the narrow, seemingly endless corridor.] KASER: ...so after explaining

Hillary Clinton Gets a New Mock Debate Partner

INT. OFFICE - HILLARY CLINTON’S CAMPAIGN OFFICE HEADQUARTERS, BROOKLYN - DAY ROBBY MOOK: ...and so that puts us at a 94% chance of winning the election and Obama's dream of turning the United States into a gay Muslim caliphate is one step closer. HILLARY CLINTON: I like it! MOOK: That said, I think it's now

Your “NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

NFL News: Well, the Niners decided to go with Colin Kaepernick versus the Bills this Sunday. I guess a white guy can't catch a break on a Chip Kelly team. Clipboard Jesus has been released by the Browns. So much for him being better by Wednesday. On the heels of losing

LA Football report – Flip Flops win

The USC Trojans proved they are masters of the Coliseum domain by playing the best out of the four teams that played there this weekend in beating previously 4-1 Colorado by a score of 21-17. WHAT? FINE!  I'll talk about the Rams! The Rams lost to the visiting Buffalo Bills 30-19 in a game

Soldier Field Field Report

As as with most things in life, I'm tardy in bringing this to you. But last week I went to the Bears-Lions game with Lady BFC (not sure that name is gonna work for her), my sister, and a buddy from elementary school. No, not an eight year old, dude,

Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 5, 2016

And then, there was one. HAI, Minny!! Well, I guess we could awkwardly wave to Factory too, but...let's not and say we did? I am a bad person. Some frauds got found out this week, and definitely count YOOOOUUUUUSTON amongst them. But give the Vikes credit - they absolutely