In Search of a Goddess – Episode 9

[7:36pm, Tombstone, Arizona] The sun is about to duck below the horizon and the last of the day's glow is soon destined to follow.  As evening transitions into dusk, our heroes are beginning to feel desperate. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atuJzivuF1o Nonetheless, the two continue to search for the only store still open and finally find it. balls: 

Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Round 4, 2017

Fair warning...as I'm writing this the Geelong/Hawthorn match is ongoing.   Geelong has a 16-6 lead in the first qtr.  Which is good, but we'll see...this post could go bad quickly.  Just letting you know.... profanity could be upcoming. So ballsofsteelandfury has safely made it back to the continental US.  So whyTF

Your “Easter Sunday? Who Made the Ham?” Evening Open Thread

So, I was raised in a fundamentalist Baptist household. Here's what Easter meant to people who handed out Jack Chick books: Air tight! Religion sure kept my relatives from getting cancers - says the guy down to one parent and an aunt. That's why I make sure the nieces always get candy, because

Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Chicken Shawarma. Diversify Yo’ Menu!

Hello everyone! Or Herkese Merhaba! as the gentle folks in Turkey may say. I felt I needed to add a little clarification here since I've definitely taken better banner photos than this one, yet I still wanted to show the plate that encompasses the entirety of my most recent undertaking. Here are

Your “You Get A First Round! And You Get A First Round!” Saturday Evening Open Thread

I don't know what to add. It's playoff season in two sports, Tonight's playoff action (boss): NHL: Leafs at Capitals - 7:00PM | NBCSN / CBC Predators at Blackhawks - 8:00PM | NBC / Sportsnet Flames at Ducks - 10:30PM | NBCSN / CBC NBA: Memphis at San Antonio - 8:00PM

Arise, Lesser Footy!

Welcome back for another weekend of...things.  The Darkest Timeline offers no guarantees in terms of results, nor entertainment value. We start our weekend at White Hart Lane, where "Bound FOAR 2nd" Spurs host "15th and falling but still safe" Bournemouth (7:30, NBCSN).  The Cherries failed to make much of an impression

TGISF…aka Your “I Dyed For Your Sins” Sexy Friday Open Thread

Yeah, you think you know what that title means, don't you? Hehehe...we'll see. - So Let's Talk About This Jesus Dude As I mentioned at Christmas, I'm an agnostic, at best.  But I still rationalize celebrating this Jesus' life.  Dude was freaking awesome. Tell 'em Jesus.... OK, ok, settle down there buddy.  I thought we were

Request Line: Flight Plan

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – EVENING The radio booth sits empty.  CONNOR, THE INTERN sits in front of a large piece of electronic equipment, sipping coffee.  The PRODUCER sits in front of the exterior control panel, getting things ready for the evening's broadcast.  DJ 3000:  Oh, man!  I'm so excited.  It's my first time

NHL Playoffs Preview: The Ice Titans

Unless you’re an NHL owner, when you hear the name Gary Bettman, chances are your blood will boil, followed by sounding like you have a bad case of Tourette’s. One of the many reasons why people hate Bettman is because of his atrocious Bible belt experiment. To be fair to Bettman,

Your Western Conference Playoff Team Previews & Thursday Evening Open Thread

Lone NFL note: the Draft is two weeks today. As with the East, so too with the West: Calgary: litre_cola Hi gang! The Ice Stampeders are in the playoffs again for the 2nd time in a long time. This here city sure gets amped up for it, bars are packed they take over