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Month: May 2019
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HORSES
Given that it’s Kentucky Derby time, I thought I’d talk about horses. I’m not a gambler. I don’t trust horses, and I’ve only been…
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Marty Mornhinweg’s Wacky Weapons: The Windkanone
If there’s one thing you know about me, folks, it’s that I love wind. It’s true. Starting on D in overtime shows confidence. When…
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Your “Talking Because He’s In Love With His Own Voice” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Isaiah Crowell has torn his Achilles tendon, and will miss the 2019 season. Recently signed by the Raiders, the former Jets RB…
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Your Champions League Semifinals First Leg Open Thread
We haven’t had one of these in a while, huh? Before we get to the game analysis, let me make it clear who I’m…