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Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 16: The Euro Has Started!!
Germany scored 6 goals in their opening match against Scotland on Friday. Charitably, one counted for Scotland, so that was a 5-1 thrashing, giving…
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“Koka për Kokë”: Albania at the Euros & Third Match Open Thread
Good morning, everyone. It’s your old pal Beerguy here, dropping in for a little bit to help out with some preview coverage in advance…
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Partially Covered European Euros Thread
As y’all know, Hippo procarstinates. So, I waited until I turned the TV on for Krauts v. Kilts, before checking channel listings for today’s…
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Sexy Friday – 20240614
TGIF! Hope everyone is enjoying sweeps week on the ice and hardwood. But this is actually a great outcome because we can now focus…
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Request Line: My face! My valuable face!
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The PRODUCER sits at the soundboard, looking relaxed but somewhat distant. DJ 3000 remains in his usual location. DJ…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Unique New York
Hello Friday, nice to see you again. I’ve been looking forward to today for a myriad of reasons: I’ve been poked and prodded over…
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25 Questions About…
SEX DOLL DILDO CATALOGS. Allow me to explain and/or provide some context. As we have mentioned in the past, we get a lot of…
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Your Scattered Thursday Night Open Thread
This one is short and sweet folks-wifey is going under the knife tomorrow morning. [Wags finger] Nuh Uh: The Falcons were a wee bit…
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CFL Beat: Week 2
With classes done and exams in full swing, summer feels closer than ever for me. I live for these in-between days as a music…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Romania Euro ’24 Edition
Reminders of stuff from 2020: Country: RomaniaFooty team colloquials: Tricolorii (The Tricolors)DFO (probable) colloquials: Draculs, Impalers, please not the Ceausescus because fuck that guy,…