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Month: June 2024
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Patience is a Virtue
Hooray for Friday! I’ve had a surprisingly busy week and needed to pivot off what I was hoping to make this week. Turns out,…
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Your Scattered Thursday Night Open Thread
Man, what a day today. All the seasonal accounts want their opening orders and it’s mayhem. Can I talk to you about chip stands?…
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CFL Beat: Week 1
We’ve finally arrived at Week 1 of the regular season! Buckle up with a few Molsons and a bag of all-dressed chips and make…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: “So, how was Boston, Senor?”
It was nice, thanks for asking. As much as one would say that there’s nothing like getting dressed up to get drunk (specifically, Hermana…
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Purple Drank: Tuesday Open Thread
Yeah Right rejoice- the Vikings have made the obvious decision without (apparently) setting themselves on fire! Justin Jefferson, who was set to make $19…
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Subsequent GTD reflections, Contiguous US Substitute Teacher Edition
Hello there fellow DFOer. In case you didn’t notice last week (how dare you?), GTD has been given a two week reprieve from forced…
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AFL Beat 2024 – Round 12
We got a LOT of surprises this week. I don’t think I’ve seen so many upsets in one week. Let’s see what happened. ***…
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Monday Night Open Thread – No Warhammer but still nerdy
So my new laptop did not arrive early enough to do write a Warhammer posts (the last couple of posts were written on my…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes!
Greetings people who are looking to avoid work on a Monday. Today I’m avoiding it entirely, because I took the day off. Why? Because…
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BOTTLES of BLOOD
WHAT’S WITH THE MUMMY HAND? When bad spooky and weeping will not nourish the troubled soul, When sacrifice does nothing, then you must…