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Month: May 2025
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Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 2025-18
I am currently reading Christopher Moore’s new book, Anima Rising. It is the only book of his that I have not finished. I have…
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Closing Out teh Futbol Season – In Shempy Style
The sportsball desert of June/July beckons. But first, we get one last event of consequence – a tasty Shempions final between Inter and PSG. …
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Sexy Friday – 20250530
It’s Friday! What better time than Friday to indulge, have some cocktails, imbibe in relaxation techniques of your choice and commenting? That’s what we…
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Request Line: AFC South
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY Once again, all the lights are…wait, it turns out the lights are actually on this week. Though, as usual,…
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Sharkbaits Cocktail of the Week: Rum Squared
Happy Friday! No secret I’ve been on a martini kick lately. However this week I wanted to (pardon the pun) mix things up a…
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Trying To Catch Up-A Thursday Night Open Thread
I was on vacation two weeks ago and last week had to take Thursday and Friday off for some medical appointments 5 hours away.…
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GHOSTS ON THE GROUND 13: TORONTO BLUE JAYS
My eyes open on a whole new world. The giant white dome is my unholy quest According to the “Visit Toronto” brochure there is…
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CFL Beat: West Division Preview
We’re now just a week away from the kickoff to the 2025 CFL season! Last week, I previewed the four teams from the CFL’s…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: It’s Raining and Everything Sucks Edition
Namely, fuck Reggie for eternity, and fuck Halle for eternity. And fuck Trae Young, because why not?
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AFL Beat 2025 – Round 11 Recap!
This week, we had 9 games. Next week, we’ll have 7 as the byes start. What else happened this week? Let’s get to it!…