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Month: July 2025
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Your NFL-Quality Football Fixture: An Open Thread
Look, at least they’re wearing pads and such so that we can pretend, right? It’s a scrimmage on steroids but we have to stretch…
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Tiki Thursday: Numéro 2
Welcome back!! As I mentioned last time, have loved all things Tiki for a very long time regardless of whether it is politically correct…
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CFL Beat: Week 9
Tomorrow is already August. As a teacher, that’s the most horrifying thought I’ve had in months. While summer camp winds down forever for me,…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Aww, Screw It
It is, at this point, a running joke that I am notoriously unlucky with my cars’ tires. Yes, cars as in plural. Like that…
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The Little Idiot
Once upon a time a little idiot was born. The little idiot knew nothing until one day his older brothers forced him into little…
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AFL Beat 2025 – Round 20 Recap!
This week, Rivalry Week kinda fizzled out as the good teams won and the bad teams lost. That means the Finals picture is clearer.…
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Holy Diver: Tuesday Open Thread
Brothers and sisters, our long national nightmare is over: rookie Shemar Stewart and the Bengals have reached agreement on a contract. Stewart had set…
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Subsequent GTD reflections
Hello there fellow DFO’er. Hope you’re well today. And thanks for coming back to see last weeks tl;dr of last week as decided by…
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Monday Evening Open Thread – Has WWWIII kicked off yet?
Banner Pic is obviously older as Orson is much smaller, much much smaller, than now, and buddy is still alive. Plus, the subwoofer behind…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: On Second Thought
Guten Tag drones. Last week, in an effort to soothe your football-loving souls, we drafted linebackers. At the conclusion of said draft our own…