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    Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 2025-6

    March 8, 2025

    I have had a wonderful week, thank you to Weaselo for asking on Wednesday! It’s been very busy at work but busy is good.…

  • Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 5

    Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 5

    March 5, 2025

    “I don’t know how I didn’t think about it earlier! I’m so dumb!” “No, you’re not.  You’re amazing and super smart and hot and…

  • AFL Beat 2025 – Season Preview!

    AFL Beat 2025 – Season Preview!

    March 5, 2025

    The AFL season starts this week with the “Opening Round” which the AFL tried last year and they’re doing it again. In the ten…

  • Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 2025-5

    Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 2025-5

    March 1, 2025

    I don’t know why the phrase, “Omigod you’re going to make me watch Italian cinema!” pops into my head right now. God Bless You,…

  • Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 4

    Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 4

    February 27, 2025

    Balls stared out the window of his office in one of high-rise buildings in DTLA. It was mid-morning, and, for some reason, the marine…

  • Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 2025-4

    Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 2025-4

    February 22, 2025

    Another golf double-header for me this weekend. I played in a tournament today and I’ve got another one tomorrow. Today’s tourney was a standard…

  • Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 3

    Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 3

    February 19, 2025

    Lady Balls and Balls woke up the next morning slightly tired. They had stayed up late trying to figure out one good deed that…

  • Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 2025-3

    Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 2025-3

    February 15, 2025

    It is a three day weekend for a lot of us in North America. Yesterday was St. Valentine’s Day, which means that today you’re…

  • Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 2

    Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 2

    February 12, 2025

    “So, you can just pick any woman and inhabit her body?” “Only for a few minutes at a time.” Balls thought about it for…

  • Instant Non-Hippo Thoughts – Post Superb Owl Edition Part Deux

    Instant Non-Hippo Thoughts – Post Superb Owl Edition Part Deux

    February 10, 2025

    I thought this was the first time I’d be playing Substitute Teacher for Ye Olde Hippo but I discovered that I had previously substituted…

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