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It’s a New Sexy Year Friday!

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Sort of. Work with me here. The timing of the holiday is such that this is the last Sexy Friday of the year of our Lord 2017. And yeah, go fuck yourselves with that CE crap. Taking away the religious angle, the commonly accepted chronology is based on the estimated birth

DFO Coaching Carousel 2017 Edition

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The rumors are starting to heat up in advance of Week 17 games. Given that a lot of decisions are made immediately after the last game of the season, I've decided to go through each team to see what the outlook is for the coach instead of reacting after the

Your “Not” Lesser Footy Saturday Morning Open Thread

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As you may remember from last week, our resident Evertonian, King Hippo, is in recovery after the shock of the hiring of Samuel "Fat Sam" Allardyce as Everton's manager. Not knowing the history of this asshole, I did some cursory Wikipedia research and found out exactly why Hippo hates him so. Consider

Quotables Results – Week 14

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As previously advertised, Blax will not be the final judge and arbiter of this week's Quotables submissions. HE KNOWS WHAT HE DID! All kidding aside, everything is fine and me being picked to replace him as judge has absolutely nothing to do with me being circumcised though not Jewish.  Call me King

25 Questions About…

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This Apparently,  stupidity and sexual harassment is not restricted to active NFL players.  In the latest scandal to rock the NFL, several on-air personalities and former players employed by the NFL's own Network are being accused of some very bad things. I'm SO happy that the current climate allows for assholes like

LA Football Report – Post Thanksgiving Farts edition

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Here we are, once again, to see where we are on the LA football landscape. Everything seems to be coming up Millhouse for good ole LA as we have three teams in first place and the other just landed the biggest fish in the NCAA coaching pond. There is a lot

The Definitive Top Ten Monster Energy Drinks aka NASCAR season review

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For those of you that are rednecks, Mexicans, or fellow racing aficionados, this will be old news. However, for those of you that look down on us NASCAR fans, I'll be recapping this year's Monster Energy Cup season's top drivers/moments whilst at the same time giving you the definitive top

LA Football Report – Thanksgiving Week

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As we get closer to stuffing ourselves with turkey and three football games on Thursday, it's time to once again take a look at how things look on the Best Coast of the Best Coast. Only San Diego has warmer ocean water,  but our beaches are undoubtedly better.  Need more proof? But

Your “Finally a Good Game!” SNF Open Thread

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After the "games" we sat through today, we finally get a decent matchup tonight.  It's too bad that we have to endure the incoherent ramblings of Cris Collinsworth, but we all have crosses to bear. In non-football news, UCLA has fired Head Coach Jim Mora Jr. Thus begins another cycle of

ICYMI: The Official DFO Guide to Other Sports

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Editor's Note:  The following post was first run on Valentine's Day of this year.  No, we're not insane and we do not think today is Valentine's Day.  But the nature of the information contained herein happens to again be topical.  Also, there might be a quiz later. ******* Yes, this is a

Your “What else is on?” Monday Night Football Preview and Open Thread

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Seriously, when I looked at yesterday's schedule, there was not one game that I was interested in watching. Steelers-Clots wasn't even available in LA. We were instead given the merde-pourri of Vikings-Redacteds, Cowboys-Falcons, RAMMIT-Texans, and Shitty Clippers-Jaguras.  And then on Sunday night, we were given Pats-Broncos?  Yeah Right.  Now that