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Sexy Friday the 13th!
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Copa América 2020 Group Stage Draw Recap
The draw took place yesterday even though we already knew which groups most teams would be in. How does that happen, you say? Well,…
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Euro 2020 Group Stage Draw Recap
The draw took place last Saturday even though not all teams have been determined. How does that happen, you say? Well, UEFA decided to…
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Your Sexy Soccer Saturday Early Morning Open Thread
Due to Halloween happening on Thursday this week and our talented writers regaling you with their spooky tales, I did not do a Thirsty…
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Balls on ASSignment: Thursday Night Football Review Week Eight
Welcome back! Last night, we got the still-undefeated San Francisco 49ers going against the Arizona Cardinals in Phoenix. This meant that the “home” crowd…
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NFL Speakeasy Stories: Dia de los Muertos
INTERIOR, EL SANTO, MIAMI, FLORIDA The man walked into the dimly lit room uneasily. He didn’t go out much anymore, specially not to places…
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The Return of Temptation Island Talk: Episode 3
The title of this episode was “Guilt Ridden” but it really should have been “White Ashley’s Ass Comes Out”. There will be a screenshot…
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Balls on ASSignment: Thursday Night Football Review Week Eight
Welcome back! Last night, we got a weird oddball matchup of the Washington American Football team versus the Vikings. I don’t think I can…
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The Return of Temptation Island Talk: Episode 2
Oh, my goodness! Remember how excited I was last time about the Return of Temptation Island Talk? Well, this season is turning out to…
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Thirsty Thursday Weekend Fútbol Preview and EPL Pool Update – EPL Round 10
We are back! As you know, this is your weekly post to remind you to put the EPL tips in, tell you who is…