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    Copa América 2020 Group Stage Draw Recap

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    The draw took place yesterday even though we already knew which groups most teams would be in. How does that happen, you say? Well,…

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    Euro 2020 Group Stage Draw Recap

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    The draw took place last Saturday even though not all teams have been determined. How does that happen, you say? Well, UEFA decided to…

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    Your Sexy Soccer Saturday Early Morning Open Thread

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    Due to Halloween happening on Thursday this week and our talented writers regaling you with their spooky tales, I did not do a Thirsty…

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    Balls on ASSignment: Thursday Night Football Review Week Eight

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    Welcome back! Last night, we got the still-undefeated San Francisco 49ers going against the Arizona Cardinals in Phoenix. This meant that the “home” crowd…

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    NFL Speakeasy Stories: Dia de los Muertos

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    INTERIOR, EL SANTO, MIAMI, FLORIDA The man walked into the dimly lit room uneasily. He didn’t go out much anymore, specially not to places…

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    The Return of Temptation Island Talk: Episode 3

    October 31, 2019

    The title of this episode was “Guilt Ridden” but it really should have been “White Ashley’s Ass Comes Out”. There will be a screenshot…

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    Balls on ASSignment: Thursday Night Football Review Week Eight

    October 25, 2019

    Welcome back! Last night, we got a weird oddball matchup of the Washington American Football team versus the Vikings. I don’t think I can…

  • The Return of Temptation Island Talk: Episode 2

    The Return of Temptation Island Talk: Episode 2

    October 24, 2019

    Oh, my goodness! Remember how excited I was last time about the Return of Temptation Island Talk? Well, this season is turning out to…

  • Thirsty Thursday Weekend Fútbol Preview and EPL Pool Update – EPL Round 10

    Thirsty Thursday Weekend Fútbol Preview and EPL Pool Update – EPL Round 10

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    We are back!  As you know, this is your weekly post to remind you to put the EPL tips in, tell you who is…

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