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Your “Well, The Sun Came Up” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: More fallout from Seattle Monday Night-gate, 2016-edition: Florio is doing the Lord’s Goodell’s work this morning by having TWO stories quoting Mike…
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Your “Which Apocalypse Do I Choose?” Election Night Open Thread
Note: I’m putting this together in bits, because I’ve been (voluntarily) seconded by the Ministry of Education for a couple of days to help…
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Your “Ugh, More Torture Porn?” Walking Dead Recap
I think I may have reached the “tuning out” phase of my “Walking Dead” relationship. Oh, as always, Anyway, this episode (“The Cell”) is…
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I Need to Talk About “Doctor Strange”
So, I saw “Doctor Strange” Friday afternoon. I almost didn’t. There were two of these sitting behind me They wouldn’t shut up during the…
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Your “Merciful Heaven, It’s A Game 7!” Wednesday Night Open Thread
NFL News: Norv news! Norv Turner resigned from the Vikings this morning. No reason has officially been given, so speculate away! It seems to…
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Your “In An Age of Millionaires, It’s Still a Petty League” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Non-trade deadline things: Percy Harvin has come out of retirement & signed with the Bills. They play the Seahawks on Monday night.…
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Your Rick Grimes-Free Walking Dead Recap
There’s a saying: The pessimist looks down and loses his head. The optimist looks up and loses his footing. The realist looks forward and…
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“A Hitch in the Hook-up” – A DFO Hallowe’en Story
It was a dank cold day in October, and the clock was striking “Fuck you”. John had just gone through another weekend alone. He…
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Your “It Was The Sodom and Gomorrah Show” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: Well, Bruce Arians got his “bullshit response” from the League. Bobby Wagner’s leaps were legal because the contact was considered “incidental”. According…
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Your “‘Browns’? Who Are The ‘Browns’?” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Notes: Multiple sources say the Eagles are trying to convince Chip Kelly to trade them Torrey Smith. I guess they need someone who…