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The X-Files: The Truth is Out There
[2:45PM AUG 22] — Stark County Public Library, Canton, OH Jim Tomsula: [writing in his notebook] My journey to investigate and expose the hidden…
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Birdcano: A 2016 Cardinals Preview
Last year : 11–5 (13-3), second place in NFC West Champions (Lost in Wild Card Divisional Round to 7-8-1 15-1 Carolina Panthers) Video of…
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NFL Speakeasy Stories: Amor Fati
Honor Amongst Thieves, Uptown. 2:47 am, August 11th, 2016 “To Larry!” In unison, “TO LARRY!” With a sarcastic sense of modesty “Oh ok. To me.” Larry…
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NFL Speakeasy Stories: Project Manhigh
Green Russell, Larimer Square. 2:47 am, August 9th, 2016 Standing behind the back bar, two mixologists are silently bickering about the cell phone use of…
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Camp Bodies
After just one weekend of training camp, Browns Executive Vice President of Football Operations, Sashi Brown, has called a 7:00 AM meeting with his top…
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Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them.
You all remember this? Well those days are behind SKOL Country now. After two seasons playing outdoors at the local college stadium and $1.1…
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Offseason #Content: Brock or Mark
So let’s get right to it. Brock Osweiler signed a 4-year, $72 million contract with the Houston Texans in March. Three days later, to fill the…
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Welcome, welcome. I’m so glad you could make it to our inaugural exhibition here in the Sill Bimmons Memorial Hall. If you and your…
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NFL Speakeasy Stories: A Connivance
Upstairs at Studio 54, Manhattan. 2:47 am, June 26th, 1999 “Paul, I’m going to be straight with you. I just simply don’t see the numbers adding…
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Copa America Centenario Preview – Group C – Jamaica
Aye Mon (and Monettes)! Welcome to dee ‘No Problem, Mon!’ Copa America Jamaica preview. As someone who does not follow Jamaican soccer but spent a week…