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2016 Quotables (Week 5 – Results)
Another week, another batch of tweet-sized brilliance. As someone who has gets to go through the pile of Quotables submissions, I can see many…
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2016 Quotables (Week 5 – Submissions)
As far as Quotables is concerned, Week 5 proved that the NFL is most definitely still a quarterback-driven league. And, when quarterbacks can’t get…
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2016 Quotables (Week 4)
Well….so…..yeah. That was a Week 4 of NFL football. I watched a depressing amount of the London game and pretty much the entire depressing America’s…
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2016 Quotables (Week 2 – Results)
Apologies for the delay in getting these done and online! Another great round of submissions last week, and I’ll be sure to get the…
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NFL Speakeasy Stories: Since Forever
Libertine, Downtown. 2:47 am, September 18th, 2016 Since Forever. The words non-mockishly running below the bar name printed on the drink napkins in lieu of a conventional…
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2016 Quotables (Week 2 – Entries)
Amazing performances all around in Week 2. With the Ravens, Texans, and Eagles heading up the list of ‘for real’ undefeateds, we’re shocked — SHOCKED,…
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2016 Quotables (Week 1 – Results)
As I mentioned Tuesday, the format for the Quotables submissions ended up being a little wonky. When NFL Memes or Fox NFL Sunday steals this…
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2016 Quotables (Week 1 – Entries)
Author’s Note: I see the page will reload after each submission. Sorry about that. I’ll work on it for future editions if you’ll bear…
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The X-Files: They’re Watching
[11:35AM AUG 30] — UP Engine 8657, Philadelphia, PA Jim Tomsula: [writing in his notebook] I am now on my way to a fact-finding…
