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2016 Quotables (Week 9 – Results)
This is it folks. This is your return to normalcy. The normalcy you want. The normalcy you don’t want. The normalcy that simply is.…
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2016 Quotables (Week 9 – Submissions)
In 2016, I’m probably watching the least amount of football (both NFL and college) since I started when I discovered online sportsbook in 2006.…
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2016 Quotables (Week 8 – Results)
Whoops — forgot to put this baby on the schedule. So….uh…..yeah. Here are your Week 8 Quotables results.
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Cam Gets His Call
Operator: Charlottesville Telephone Operator Extension 035115, how may I direct your call?….I see, yes sir, I believe he is expecting you….(Phone Clicks)…Alright, you are connected to…
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Bye Week Update: Arizona Cardinals
The 2016 Arizona Cardinals enter the bye having played eight games, five of them at home. They are sitting at the midpoint of the…
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2016 Quotables (Week 8 – Submissions)
Halfway point, bitches! Now, go ahead and stop me if you predicted all of the following for the midpoint of the season: The NFC East…
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March of the Ram Man
We come across a man, our main character, walking across the Eads Bridge. His first name is Chris — last name unknown and equally…
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2016 Quotables (Week 7 – Results)
[Thanks to R-T-Deadly for this weeks silhouettes] Week 7 results, folks, and while some of us are just hitting our stride, others are putting…
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2016 Quotables (Week 7 – Submissions)
Hey yeah so…….sorry about the delay on Quotables this week. I do have a non-[DFO] job that has been eating up my time and,…
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2016 Quotables (Week 6 – Results)
Respectable commentist performances from another week of low-ratings football. You people are dark though. No wonder sifting through this group’s weekly input pushed Ape to…