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2016 Quotables (Week 16 – Submissions)
Jee golly, as far as Quotables is concerned, in the penultimate week of the 2016 season, the NFL finally produced the perfect product. That…
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2016 Quotables (Week 15 – Submissions)
Hey! What’s up? You guys have fun while I was gone? I hope the videos were adequate. The subs said you all were excellent…
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2016 Quotables (Week 12 – Results)
So, good news/bad news kind of thing this morning. First the bad, our gif for the sweet Eric Berry tackle/kill shot on Kapri Bibbs got…
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2016 Quotables (Week 12 – Submissions)
Actually not a bad week for highlights. Granted, overall fan spirits should be higher with the election being over (or not) and Big Food…
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2016 Quotables (Week 11 – Results)
I didn’t watch really any Thanksgiving football. The Lions game was on the radio during my morning drive (radio hosts said Stafford ‘looks lean and…
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2016 Quotables (Week 11 – Submissions)
INT. TUESDAY MATINEE MOVIE THEATER A handful of viewers are individually peppered about the seats in the dark theater as previews for a Star Wars film, a romantic comedy…
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Down by the Lakeside
INT. FIRST ENERGY STADIUM PRESS ROOM A group of reporters fill the chairs before an empty speakers table. Members of the Browns press corps…
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2016 Quotables (Week 10 – Results)
Results! Yes! Here they are! Also, I was in Vegas yesterday and, apparently, their Chik-fil-A will not be completed before your 12/3 [DFO]…
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2016 Quotables (Week 10 – Submissions)
According to WordPress, this is blaxabbath‘s 100th [DFO] post. This is a milestone for me and that is…pathetic. But I doubt I’ll make it…
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2016 Quotables (Week 9 – Results)
This is it folks. This is your return to normalcy. The normalcy you want. The normalcy you don’t want. The normalcy that simply is.…