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Some Modest Proposals
Finally….FINALLY…it took 13 weeks but someone has finally been eliminated from playoff contention. That’s right, the Cleveland Browns have been mathematically eliminated from the post season…
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Playoff or No Playoff? NYG Well-After the Bye
Jim Nantz: And as we wait for the officials to determine if that handoff to Jennings is ruled a completed catch or not and how that will…
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To The Echos Of The Whistle: The Post-Bye Lions
The Lions were possibly the most interesting team on bye in Week 9 but, as the local am sports talk guys would say, it…
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Johnny Highball: A Browns Post-Bye Week
So the Browns, despite being a consensus bottom-two team in the NFL this season, are back in the headlines. Sure, a few impressive McCown performances…
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Roger Goodell Visits BIRDMURDERDOME
If you were most of America on Sunday afternoon, you were subject to Packers at Vikings on Fox. While it was one of the few…
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Playoffs AND Bust
The 2015 NFL season is bad. I mean, top to bottom atrocious. Pretty much starting with the conclusion of the 2014 season where the…
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NFL Speakeasy Stories: Looper
Angel’s Share, East Village. 2:47 am, November 13th, 2015 In the after-hours of a typical Thursday night, and to the displeasure of the one-women closing staff, two parties…
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Colts Bye Week: The Best Of The Worst
On a cursory check, nine of the 13 NFL.com preseason analysts predicted the Colts make the Super Bowl in February (as a point of reference,…
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CaptaIKn
Ever one to be talking trash at .500 (including a loss to the Jaguars), Rex Ryan has announced that QB face-puncher Ik Enemkpali will…
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Dirty Birds at the Bye
What are the first thoughts that come to your head when you hear about a team that started 5-0 then went 1-3 in the…