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View From the Top: A Buzzsaw Bye Week Blog Post
Look, the Cardinals are a division leader with a challenging-but-not-overwhelming remaining schedule. Their wins have been generally decisive and the roster has no real…
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Flow Time! – It’s Your Trade Deadline Activity Thread
Per Yahoo Sports, the 49ers are electing to #GoWithTheFlow! Guess that’s what happens when the #7tormsover. So how long until Chip brings him to…
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The Price of the Cost
Veteran Linebacker Brian Cushing is escorted into the office of his agent, Drew Rosenhaus. With his coach, Bill O’Brien, the agent delivers an insightful plea…
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Your Fired!
It’s no secret that this NFL season has been generally unappealing. Through seven weeks, twelve teams have winning records (and five of those teams are…
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Crisis Averted
Via his Twitter account on Tuesday, Steelers DE Cam Heyward announced an agreement with the NFL regarding two weeks of fines he has received…
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NFL Speakeasy Stories: True Inspiration
A Nondescript Contemporary Hotel Bar, 3rd Level. 2:47 am, October 19, 2015. A ginger-haired Princeton man sits at the bar on the corner stool nursing a Perrier and…
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Tom Brady’s PED Scandal Begins
In you case you missed it — and you probably did because the story was published on a Friday before a government holiday three-day…
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Your Official Game Day Fan Apparel Hierarchy Thread
I enjoy being a fan. Basically, it boils down to an excuse to really get excited about something without having to apologize for yelling or simply,…
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Get Out Alive: Your Girlfriend’s Friend’s Boyfriend (When the Friend is a Guy…Not That There is Anything Wrong With That)
My girlfriend is a nurse so she’s got a nice cadre of gay male nurse friends (nttiawwt), some of which are very….high energy. Nice…
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NFL Speakeasy Stories: History Repeating
Wilson & Wilson, The Tenderloin. 2:47 am, September 30, 2015. A man sits alone in the center booth of the bar-within-a-bar, waiting patiently for his…