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NFL Speakeasy Stories: History Repeating
Wilson & Wilson, The Tenderloin. 2:47 am, September 30, 2015. A man sits alone in the center booth of the bar-within-a-bar, waiting patiently for his…
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Bitter Playaz Club
Drop a beat (above) Me and my homies, we ain’t feelin’ all the love We watchin’ all the games at the Bitter Playaz Club…
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Return of the Kam
Per ESPN, Seahawks Safety Kam Chancellor will end his holdout today and return to the Seahawks this afternoon. The news was formally broke by…
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How to Relate to Your Fans
It’s not standard policy around [DFO] to just post other’s media creations to our page and then try to pass it off as original #content. However, it…
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Get Out Alive: Elevator Jam
Look, I’m two grand-plus deep into my dog having recent health issues including an enormous lump on his back that came out of nowhere…
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Get Out Alive: Quick Responses at the Office Cooler
I don’t actually follow many sports. I give greater than average attention to my college basketball team and local NFL franchise; about average consideration…
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NFL Speakeasy Stories: In The Blue
The Noble Experiment, San Diego’s East Village. 2:47 am, September 11th, 2015 A man sits in a corner booth where, other than his initial…
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Great Moments in Preseason Fan History
Whereas the conventional sports media is getting ready to boost the nitro and accelerate into the NFL season, the #realfans at [DFO] are not…
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NFL Speakeasy Stories: The Future of Fred
Angel’s Share, East Village. 2:47 am, September 1st, 2015 A man sits in a corner booth with a Microsoft Surface™ Tablet. He has been seated…
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Out With A Wimper: The Final Oakland Raiders Preview
Ok, settle down. Yes, yes — it’s the Raiders. The pre-LA rendition of the post-LA version of the west coast’s most punchline of a sports…