Salutations and Well Wishes Friends! Enjoy these Pats Schadenfreude Day activities and more: Relish the Wailing of WEEIers; See if Bill Simmons makes a post in social media. Remember if he doesn't say anything for 48 hours it means 6 more months of passive aggressive whining; Quiz a Pats fan on the history of

The marquee Bowls were busts, though TCU had the ultimate "game of two different halfs" winning after down 31 late in the 3rd quarter. I stopped watching though. We only have the national championship left, and then another long 8-month wait until college football returns. Updated 506 Maps: Week 17, Broadcast Maps Carl

Well, it is finally here, the final week of the regular season, Sunday Ticket, and Red-Zone.  Some teams have secured their berth in the post-season and are likely to play it easy this week, some are playing for positioning in the playoffs, some fighting to secure a spot, and the

Just two more weeks left in the regular season. Here are the maps for this Sunday: Week 16, Broadcast Maps Primetime games are as follows: TNF: Chargers @ Raiders Saturday Night Football: [*Redacted] s @ Eagles SNF: Giants @ Vikings MNF: Bengals @ Broncos As was mentioned in the last couple of posts, unless St. Louis, San Diego,

Good morning, Week 15 is here. Jets won a sloppy game against the Cowboys, securing their first winning season since 2010, when the team went to the AFC Championship game. There were also a couple bowls of varying quality. Utah held off their traditional rivals BYU after the Cougars mounted a

Today we are reviewing the teams in the AFC that have either no or a remote chance of making the postseason. AFC East Buffalo Bills, Current Record: 6-7; Point Differential: +15; /whistle on Buffalo, 15 yard penalty, loss of down.  2nd most penalties in the NFL. Buffalo has had a very up and

Once again we are nearing the closing stages of the NFL regular season.  Teams are either playing for playoff seeding, charging like mad to make the playoffs, or merely looking to end a disappointing year.  This post is dedicated to the last group and the weaker members of the second

Week 15 is here.  Let's go to the broadcast map:  Week 15, Broadcast Maps Primetime Games are as follow: TNF: Bucs @ Rams SatNF: Jets @ Cowboys SNF: Cards @ Eagles MNF: Lions @ Saints Jeff Fisher is doing his trademark mediocrity once again this year, while the Bucs have been a surprise this year.  Asshole

Week 14 is here. Not much to speak of in college football besides a closer than expected Army-Navy game and some FCS playoffs. I hope you guys enjoyed some triple-option kakke. Updated 506 maps: Week 14, Broadcast Maps Carl picks Browns-9ers. Carl is 7-6 for the year. Carl's Pick, 49ers-[*Redacted] s

Week 14 is here and that means only 4 more weeks of regular season football. Broadcast Maps are up: Week 14, Broadcast Maps Primetime games are as follow: TNF: Vikings @ Cardinals SNF: Patriots @ Texans MNF: Giants @ Dolphins Vikings-Cards is the rare good Thursday Night Matchup.  Important playoff implications are abound here.  Cards can

The last major non-bowl game College Football Saturday has come and gone. Bama throttled Florida because Florida believes offense is Satan's preferred method of tempting the righteous. Stanford held off USC. Clemson didn't Clemson against North Carolina, though Carolina probably should have had one chance to extend the game if

I finally have some time to do this again.  Sorry for the hiatus. Quake, ye bastards, for Week 13 is here.  After this week, every team shall have played 12 games and we are primed for the runs to the post-season. No teams are on bye from henceforth. Broadcast maps as per 506