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So What Did You Do For The 4th
Well it’s not over yet. I’m watching the Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest, which is one of the many reasons the world hates us,…
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Horatio’s No-Good, Terrible, Horrible, Very Bad Day
Not to turn in another article while doing so anyway but at about 8:00 pm my wife and I figured out that the weird…
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I Buried My Dog Today
Yeah, if you’re still reading after that I’m not apologizing for the resulting depression. You can’t say I wasn’t pretty clear up front where…
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Me & A-Rod
As most of you know I root for the Yankees. Mostly because I started following baseball in 1976 and I lived in Connecticut. Since…