Horatio Cornblower – Page 27 – [DOOR FLIES OPEN]

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Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten Oilers lore— While…

There’s a movie from a few years back called ‘It’s All Gone Pete Tong’, about a DJ who goes deaf and has to figure out how…

/with deepest apologies and acknowledgment to Blaxabbath He was alone, again, and again with a drink in his hand that he didn’t recall ordering.…

-The camera pulls back to show a once prosperous and optimistic but now desolate, nearly deserted town. Two men stand at the entrance to…

Week two came and went in Horatio’s trip through fantasy land, and with it went any illusions anyone should have that I know anything…

They’re fucked.

This here offering is usually handled by Yeah Right, but he quit for the regular season. Pfft, nobody likes quitter Yeah Right; just ask…

This is part one of a roughly 17 part series in which Horatio discusses how his fantasy teams did the previous week. Less if…

Unreliable. Eli Manning is. So is his Mickey Mouse watch Mickey Mouse Watch Face Fueled by juice boxes, this watch possess a complete inability to…

Hi, I’m Tom Brady and I have Direct TV. And I’m Evil Tom Brady and I have cable. That I steal from my…