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Eli Manning For Mickey Mouse
Unreliable. Eli Manning is. So is his Mickey Mouse watch Mickey Mouse Watch Face Fueled by juice boxes, this watch possess a complete inability to…
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Tom Brady Gets A New Sponsor
Hi, I’m Tom Brady and I have Direct TV. And I’m Evil Tom Brady and I have cable. That I steal from my…
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A Psalm of Tim
The Lord is my QB Coach, I shall not play pro ball. He maketh me hurl the ball into the green pastures at the…
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Rogermandias
I met a traveller from a land of over-priced antiques, possibly Cotuit Who said: “Two vast and trunkless arms of stone developed by years of…
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ESPN At The Little League World Series
KARL RAVECH: Hi Folks, Karl Ravech here in Williamsport, PA, home of the Little League World Series, where we’ll be spending the next week…
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Preparing For And Executing Your Fantasy Draft, With Patrick Xavier Flaherty
Patrick Xavier Flaherty (third from right), is an alumni of Holy Cross University* and an expert fantasy football veteran with multiple championships to his…
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A Coward Dies But Once
And Frank Gifford was no coward. Frank Gifford’s latest death was this past Sunday, when natural causes caught up with him at home in…
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Point of Parliamentary Procedure
Now that our little rebellious community of forsaken kommenters has grown exponentially, (pours one out for Black Friday)(ruins sneakers), we should probably set some…
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Dallas Cowboys 2015
I’ll be honest, I haven’t felt this optimistic since I met my wife in a bar and she’s had way too much to drink.…
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HORATIO’S STUCK ON A DESERT ISLAND AND CAN ONLY BRING TEN SONGS
Inspired by Rikki’s komment about albums in the weekend open thread. But in these days of personal music players and iTunes and what have…