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Sunday Gravy With Horatio Cornblower
This here offering is usually handled by Yeah Right, but he quit for the regular season. Pfft, nobody likes quitter Yeah Right; just ask…
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Nobody Cares About My Fantasy Teams
This is part one of a roughly 17 part series in which Horatio discusses how his fantasy teams did the previous week. Less if…
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Eli Manning For Mickey Mouse
Unreliable. Eli Manning is. So is his Mickey Mouse watch Mickey Mouse Watch Face Fueled by juice boxes, this watch possess a complete inability to…
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Tom Brady Gets A New Sponsor
Hi, I’m Tom Brady and I have Direct TV. And I’m Evil Tom Brady and I have cable. That I steal from my…
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A Psalm of Tim
The Lord is my QB Coach, I shall not play pro ball. He maketh me hurl the ball into the green pastures at the…
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Rogermandias
I met a traveller from a land of over-priced antiques, possibly Cotuit Who said: “Two vast and trunkless arms of stone developed by years of…
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ESPN At The Little League World Series
KARL RAVECH: Hi Folks, Karl Ravech here in Williamsport, PA, home of the Little League World Series, where we’ll be spending the next week…
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Preparing For And Executing Your Fantasy Draft, With Patrick Xavier Flaherty
Patrick Xavier Flaherty (third from right), is an alumni of Holy Cross University* and an expert fantasy football veteran with multiple championships to his…
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A Coward Dies But Once
And Frank Gifford was no coward. Frank Gifford’s latest death was this past Sunday, when natural causes caught up with him at home in…
