Author: Horatio Cornblower
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The Curse of Oak Island, Part The Second
Oak Island is a 140 acre island located off of the south shore of Nova Scotia. For more than 200 years people of all…
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The Curse of Oak Island, Part The First
Oak Island is a 140 acre island located off of the south shore of Nova Scotia. For more than 200 years people of all…
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Your Wednesday Night Open Thread
Howdy fellow shut-ins! Lots of stuff going on today. There were two bowl games, the Birmingham Bowl, which I stopped watching when it was…
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Sunday Morning Appetizers
(pictured above are my FF team’s chances against Make It Snow) Because I haven’t written anything in a long time and because it doesn’t…
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Detroit Burns, Caldwell Fiddles and Boadicea Ford Reigns Supreme
It’s 2015. Detroit. A once mighty city now, her population reduced, her debt such that she must consider selling her art to buy bread…
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Dallas At The Bye Week: It’s All Gone Pete Tong
There’s a movie from a few years back called ‘It’s All Gone Pete Tong’, about a DJ who goes deaf and has to figure out how…
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High Plains Grifter
-The camera pulls back to show a once prosperous and optimistic but now desolate, nearly deserted town. Two men stand at the entrance to…
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Nobody Cares About My Fantasy Football Team, Chapter II: The Reckoning
Week two came and went in Horatio’s trip through fantasy land, and with it went any illusions anyone should have that I know anything…
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