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  • The Curse of Oak Island, Part The Second

    The Curse of Oak Island, Part The Second

    January 4, 2016

    Oak Island is a 140 acre island located off of the south shore of Nova Scotia.  For more than 200 years people of all…

  • The Curse of Oak Island, Part The First

    The Curse of Oak Island, Part The First

    January 2, 2016

    Oak Island is a 140 acre island located off of the south shore of Nova Scotia.  For more than 200 years people of all…

  • Your Wednesday Night Open Thread

    Your Wednesday Night Open Thread

    December 30, 2015

    Howdy fellow shut-ins!  Lots of stuff going on today.  There were two bowl games, the Birmingham Bowl, which I stopped watching when it was…

  • Sunday Morning Appetizers

    Sunday Morning Appetizers

    December 27, 2015

    (pictured above are my FF team’s chances against Make It Snow) Because I haven’t written anything in a long time and because it doesn’t…

  • Detroit Burns, Caldwell Fiddles and Boadicea Ford Reigns Supreme

    Detroit Burns, Caldwell Fiddles and Boadicea Ford Reigns Supreme

    November 7, 2015

    It’s 2015.  Detroit.  A once mighty city now, her population reduced, her debt such that she must consider selling her art to buy bread…

  • The #Humblebragger

    The #Humblebragger

    October 31, 2015

    Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten Oilers lore—     While…

  • Dallas At The Bye Week:  It’s All Gone Pete Tong

    Dallas At The Bye Week: It’s All Gone Pete Tong

    October 15, 2015

    There’s a movie from a few years back called ‘It’s All Gone Pete Tong’, about a DJ who goes deaf and has to figure out how…

  • NFL Speakeasy Stories

    NFL Speakeasy Stories

    October 1, 2015

    /with deepest apologies and acknowledgment to Blaxabbath He was alone, again, and again with a drink in his hand that he didn’t recall ordering.…

  • High Plains Grifter

    High Plains Grifter

    September 28, 2015

    -The camera pulls back to show a once prosperous and optimistic but now desolate, nearly deserted town. Two men stand at the entrance to…

  • Nobody Cares About My Fantasy Football Team, Chapter II:  The Reckoning

    Nobody Cares About My Fantasy Football Team, Chapter II: The Reckoning

    September 22, 2015

    Week two came and went in Horatio’s trip through fantasy land, and with it went any illusions anyone should have that I know anything…

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