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Your “They Won’t Possibly Just Go Around The Maginot Line” Thursday Open Thread
Today’s highlights begin and end with France-Germany in the UEFA semifinals. France and Germany have played each other many times, including Germany’s elimination of…
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Wales 2016 UEFA Preview: The Scion of Uther Pendragon Shall Rule The Day!
Hi. I’m supposed to preview the Wales team for the 2016 UEFA tournament. Ordinarily I’d do some research, make some smart ass comments about…
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Copa America 2016: Group C, Venezuela
At the outset I would like the to thank the following people and/or groups for providing me with all the information I stole for…
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Commentist Beer Barrel: Treehouse Brewery, The Best Beer You Can’t Have
Greetings fellow drunks! Horatio Cornblower filling in for makeitsnow, who is no doubt scratching off calendar dates with increasingly shaky red x’s as his…
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Horatio Went To A Beer Festival And All You Got Was This Lousy Open Thread
As you may now, I turned 47 today. My Dad has the same birthday and turned 74. It’s Flip Birthday! (I have no idea…
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Become Better Acquainted With A Potential NFL Player*
*A totally original DFO production and not just a rip-off of a feature we all enjoyed from that other site we all met at.…
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Become Better Acquainted With A Potential NFL Player*
*A totally original DFO production and not just a rip-off of a feature we all enjoyed from that other site we all met at.…
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Become Better Acquainted With A Potential NFL Player*
*A totally original DFO production and not just a rip-off of a feature we all enjoyed from that other site we all met at.…
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Become Better Acquainted With A Potential NFL Player*
*A totally original DFO production and not just a rip-off of a feature we all enjoyed from that other site we all met at.…
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Become Better Acquainted With A Potential NFL Player*
*A totally original DFO production and not just a rip-off of a feature we all enjoyed from that other site we all met at.…