Horatio Cornblower – Page 23 – [DOOR FLIES OPEN]

Horatio’s Bigger, Stupider & More Revised 2017 Mock Draft & Open Thread!

As you may recall about a month ago I put together a somewhat researched mock draft, doing the best I could with several hours…

Oh, hello. Thanks for stumbling into my basement. There’s beer in the fridge and feel free to use the pool table. No, not for…

The Chicago Bears this week announced that, after 8 years, they were forced to return Jay Cutler, quarterback and werecat, to the shelter where…

As you may have heard today the Dallas Cowboys are going to release Tony Romo. Doing so will save the Cowboys $14 million against…

My father-in-law is a big NASCAR fan. Which is weird since he’s in Southern California, (unless he’s been washed away over the last week;…

Detroit (-7.5) at Dallas Dallas takes on Detroit in the House That Jerry Built With A Big Assist From Public Funds That Could Undoubtedly…

*pictured above is the latest x-ray of Tony Romo’s spine. Once upon a time there was a Man who seemed to have it all.…

Here’s what I, a lifelong Dallas Cowboys fan, know about the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. And that about sums it up. I haven’t paid attention…

You may remember that last year’s initial preview was full of hope and optimism that this might be the year that Tony Romo’s Dallas…

Yes you are Otto, yes you are. /Pours out 40 oz. of graphs for Otto. Before we discuss the 2016 Kansas City Chiefs we…