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The Man With The Golden Arm* (A [Late] Cowboys At The Bye Week Horror Tale)
*pictured above is the latest x-ray of Tony Romo’s spine. Once upon a time there was a Man who seemed to have it all.…
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Your 2016 Tampa Bay Buccaneers: The Enthusiasm Isn’t The Only Thing That’s Infectious!
Here’s what I, a lifelong Dallas Cowboys fan, know about the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. And that about sums it up. I haven’t paid attention…
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Dallas Cowboys 2016: A Season Of Redemption & Donuts & Suspensions Oh My!
You may remember that last year’s initial preview was full of hope and optimism that this might be the year that Tony Romo’s Dallas…
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YOUR 2016 KANSAS CITY CHIEFS
Yes you are Otto, yes you are. /Pours out 40 oz. of graphs for Otto. Before we discuss the 2016 Kansas City Chiefs we…
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Your “They Won’t Possibly Just Go Around The Maginot Line” Thursday Open Thread
Today’s highlights begin and end with France-Germany in the UEFA semifinals. France and Germany have played each other many times, including Germany’s elimination of…
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Wales 2016 UEFA Preview: The Scion of Uther Pendragon Shall Rule The Day!
Hi. I’m supposed to preview the Wales team for the 2016 UEFA tournament. Ordinarily I’d do some research, make some smart ass comments about…
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Copa America 2016: Group C, Venezuela
At the outset I would like the to thank the following people and/or groups for providing me with all the information I stole for…
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Commentist Beer Barrel: Treehouse Brewery, The Best Beer You Can’t Have
Greetings fellow drunks! Horatio Cornblower filling in for makeitsnow, who is no doubt scratching off calendar dates with increasingly shaky red x’s as his…
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Horatio Went To A Beer Festival And All You Got Was This Lousy Open Thread
As you may now, I turned 47 today. My Dad has the same birthday and turned 74. It’s Flip Birthday! (I have no idea…
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Become Better Acquainted With A Potential NFL Player*
*A totally original DFO production and not just a rip-off of a feature we all enjoyed from that other site we all met at.…